* Taco Bell Verde Sauce, Hot Sauce, Fire Sauce and Mild Sauce
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| Forgot to put on makeup? Hop by Taco Bell and get some sauces |
So with the help of the incredible and versatile taco bell sauces, we have invented a lip gloss that is guaranteed to plump your lips, taste delicious, and numb your lips in case you decide to get them pierced.
You start off with a lip balm on the lips to protect yourself from the burn of the sauces, and then dab some hot sauce on your finger and smear on! Enjoy!
Testers and their partners tried it out (okay fine, I kissed my hand) and reported feeling a mild stinging sensation but a delicious after taste. With the different flavors not only do you get a different shade, but a nice smell that will be guaranteed to go well with your favorite perfume.
Flavors:
Verde: A nice green color for a funky new look. Also good if you want to fake a sick day.
Fire: Creates big plump red lips for that first date
Mild: a sweet little gloss, tastes sweet and spicy on the lips
Fire Roasted: A pretty plum color.
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| The third sauce i tried, by now my lips have swelled, and they still have a slight ...well uncomfortable sensation |
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| Mild Sauce: a nice sheer. Starts to drip off the mouth though |
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| Verde didn't do much, just acted like a nice little gloss |
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| Fire Sauce: Okay maybe the fake vegetable chunks get in the way of the sexiness, but it tastes delicious |
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