don't eat more chikn.

What's with all the bad press lately about how 65% of Taco Bell beef is not actually beef?  We have a beef with that.  Here's why:

-When you buy watermelon Gushers, they're not 65% watermelon.
-When you buy a Happy Meal, it's not 65% happy.
-When you buy 2% milk, it's not 65% milk.
-When you buy a grape lollipop, it's not 65% grape.  That would be gross.
-When you buy beer, it's not 65% alcohol.  Go with Absinthe.
-When you buy yogurt raisins, they're not 65% yogurt.

So try arguing with that logic, haters.

And we're not the only one's sticking with Taco Bell- check out the sauce collection of today's featured contributor from the ATL, Amol!  Some may confuse this collection with kleptomania, but when it comes to Taco Bell sauces, you can never have enough!  Think you have a collection to rival this one?  No one's gonna believe it until you send us a picture!!