If this whole figuring- out- our -lives thing for next year doesn't pan out, maybe the two of us could be the new spokeswomen for Taco Bell?
A Jerry of Subway- esque figure, someone who has undergone a great transformation. Someone to look up to! An inspiration!
We have been eating the Taco Bell Sauce literally three times a day for the last month or so (and ate there so many times last semester). We plan to continue doing this until the sauce packets are recalled due to lab results that reveal chemicals, asbestos, or/and endangered animal particles. Still, friends and family. Please every time you see us take a good look...
1. If we look better- we can somehow advertise the sauce's effects on beauty. Plus WE LOVE THE SAUCE
2. If we look worse (hair thinning, a greenish tint in the eyes, chronic spicy breath) we can sue and spend the rest of our days laying on our backs in Barbados sipping away on Pina Coladas with a dash of Mild Sauce
Win/Win.
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| After eating 365 days straight of the Verde Sauce |
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