Happy VDAY tomorrow!

So we know, it's a bit early to post about Valentines Day (it is after all tomorrow)...But we have something important to share.

Listen, roses, chocolate, swarovski crystals they're all...OK presents we GUESS....
but if you want to be creative, and show him/her that you care, and that you find your significant other worthy of something special, take them to taco bell for dinner. If you are taking your lady friend, sneak some sauce packets into her purse(make sure they haven't been opened yet, trust us).

Most restaurant meals cost over $5 dollars anyways, who wants to pay that kind money? Plus it's hard to get a reservation if you haven't made one already.
If you don't have anyone to celebrate the day with, enough of this crying- over-sappy-love-movies thing that we know you do, and go feel sexy!! Put on your hottest outfit, a dab of hot sauce lip gloss (see earlier posts) and treat yourself to a nice meal. A 99 cent burrito and supersize soda.

So screw the traditional Valentines Day and have a special one tomorrow.
You're welcome.

Note: If you want to show us love and bring us flowers, jewels, and/or candy underwear please email us privately.

hotter than wasabi.

Sorry it's been so long since our last posts.  We've just been basking in the fame and glory of our new-found calling in society, through the success of our blog.  Well big news- we are being featured in a documentary!  A contributor from Atlanta, GA provided us with an excellent recipe idea and filmed the making of it for a mock news report class project. 

Here's the recipe we used in the feature.

"TBell Sushi Rolls"
You will need:
99 cent bean burritos
A sharp knife
Mexican cheese blend
Bell peppers, onions, green chilies, and cilantro diced
Taco Bell sauce!

Preheat a toaster oven to 400˚F.  Cut the bean burritos into one inch slices- each burrito should give you about 5 rolls.  Mush them into smaller cylinders so that they look like real sushi rolls.  Add a pinch of Mexican cheese on top of each and bake at 400˚F for about 2-3 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the tortilla looks slightly crisp.  Take them out of the oven, and add a pinch of the bell pepper, onion, chili, and cilantro mixture onto each one.  Top with your favorite Taco Bell sauce, and enjoy!!

This literally takes a few minutes, the price is unbeatable, it turns out looking professional, and tastes delicious, so definitely give this one a try!  Thanks again to our contributors, and as always, send us your recipes, ideas, pictures, and more!!

 They were so good, we made another batch!!

Random Thought of The Day: Graduating

If this whole figuring- out- our -lives thing for next year doesn't pan out, maybe the two of us could be the new spokeswomen for Taco Bell?

A Jerry of Subway- esque figure, someone who has undergone a great transformation. Someone to look up to! An inspiration!

We have been eating the Taco Bell Sauce literally three times a day for the last month or so (and ate there so many times last semester). We plan to continue doing this until the sauce packets are recalled due to lab results that reveal chemicals, asbestos, or/and endangered animal particles. Still, friends and family. Please every time you see us take a good look...

1. If we look better- we can somehow advertise the sauce's effects on beauty. Plus WE LOVE THE SAUCE

2. If we look worse (hair thinning, a greenish tint in the eyes, chronic spicy breath) we can sue and spend the rest of our days laying on our backs in Barbados sipping away on Pina Coladas with a dash of Mild Sauce                                      

  Win/Win.





             

After eating 365 days straight of the Verde Sauce

east meets...south?

Hey!  Okay, so you know how you buy random frozen foods thinking you'll eat them, but then forget they exist, and months go by before you find them again?  Well no worries, because here's a trick to turn even the most random freezer foods into a delicious snack!

So I found half a box of frozen spring rolls in the freezer that I'd forgotten about till today.  Being a college student, I wasn't going to dismiss the discovery of food in my apartment, so I thought they might taste good with...you guessed it- Taco Bell sauce!

Ingredients:
Whatever you find in the freezer
Taco Bell sauce

Cook as directed and go crazy with the sauce!!

I went with the Fire and Verde sauces to make my own version of sweet and spicy.  The Asian spring roll taste with the Mexican flavors were a great blend.  Enjoy rediscovering the wonders of random frozen foods!